Here is the funniest part, it wasnâ€™t addressed to me, it was addressed to my son!
I am pleased to inform you that today, Emerald Who’s Who for Executives and Professionals has selected you as potential candidate into our organization to represent Kent, WA. Your professional experience has been recognized and has qualified you to possibly be included. Emerald Who’s Who is the authority for professional networking and recognition in virtually every industry across the globe!
Based on the research our team and our affiliates were able to find, you are the type of professional we would like to include as part of our executive and professional organization.
And it goes on about benefiting me (my son) and my (his) company etc. etc.
So it seems that there research team needs a little work. So I guess I will need to promote my son to president of my company.